Ryan Melia Update
What has Nebraska State Quarterback Eyes been up to?
What have you been up to?
Juicing.
Besides juicing?
Umm… Juicing [laughter] I’m not going to lie, man [laughter].
You’ve been staying down in Manteno, Illinois, right?
Yeah… healing… that’s what I’ve been up to, healing.
What’s up with the cane?
Get off this cane [laughter]!
That’s the plan — get off the cane, get on my feet. Try to get my ankle in the best shape and try to get my body in the best shape.
How’s that going?
Yeah, I’ve been doing good. I’m walking now, you know.
Weren’t you sweating it for a bit there?
Yeah, I was. I did break a weight bearing bone in my ankle and… it gets limited blood supply… and when you can’t move it, it’s hard to get blood supply down there for it to heal, so… yeah, it was scary for a while. They told me there was a 50% chance of it healing. They said youth was on my side — that was about it, that was the only thing going for me. They said I was young.
What are your future plans?
Future plans? Umm… future plans…
What about your plans to go to Panama?
No rush on that. I’m not pushing to get down there. I want to ride my bike through there — through Mexico and Central America… that would be the ideal way to get down there… that’s what I want to do — ride my bike down through there. Future plans: riding through Mexico.
No more working as a Union Laborer?
No, I think they kicked me out of that [laughter]. F**king off that bit for a while [laughter]. It was fun though… I enjoyed the high rise work. Working downtown… working with those f**king goons [laughter]. Seriously — they were goons.
Like neanderthals and huge bogans?
Yeah, they live off of the roach coach [laughter]. Eating nasty-ass tacos… chili corn dogs… Snickers… gross-ass pizza. Bogans—real bogans, those are the bogans of the construction world [laughter]. What are your future plans, Dave?
Hey, I’m asking you the questions!
[laughter]
Are you planning on moving back down to Chicago?
Yeah, I’ve got to stack some cheddar — have a little bit of money to move around/moving around money. So I can buy my peanut butter [laughter].
get well soon DOG
rid some wilson in da summer
Keep them juices flowin!
Ha ha, the name stuck. You cornhusker f*@k! love ya kid, get better, and I would double on the peanut butter consumption, my mom would say your looking pretty slim there. Come over and ill make you the big mac of PB&J’s son!
My brother lives by four things peanut butter, stretching, allman butter, and juicing. you gotta love him