Corey Martinez Beard Check

Posted by david on Jan 18, 2012 in Uncategorized

“…I once had a airport security ask to touch it while checking my ID and ticket. Talk about awkward, ha ha!”
- Corey Martinez

How Long have you been rocking this beast of a beard for?
I have had a beard for as long as I can remember… dating back to just 17 years old.

Have you been trimming it or just letting it grow?
I have only let it “grow out” a few times. After last winter I tried the clean shave thing for 6 months—that was weird, ha ha! I like to have some sort of scruff on my face.

Would you classify your beard style: outdoorsmen, hippie/bum/hobo, that of eccentric disposition or a Alabama hurricane has styled your beard? Depends on what time of the year it is ha ha! I’d say a good mix of all.

Do you let random people touch your beard or do they need permission?

Permission for sure. I once had a airport security ask to touch it while checking my ID and ticket. Talk about awkward ha ha!

How is it with the ladies?
The wife doesn’t mind it really. She hates it when it’s super long. I get a few random girls that just love it some reason.

What about with the dudes?
I get way too many dudes that like my beard, ha ha!

Things you have in found, or currently have in your beard:
I never have found anything crazy… just a bit of milk in the “flavor saver” when eating a bowl of cereal.

Does your beard give you superpowers, like wisdom, knowledge and sexual virility? If you were to cut it, would you loose your Southern accent?

When I have the beard, I have the ability to sleep for 2 days straight. I awake with the strangest Southern accent.

Does your beard help or hinder you when riding?

I’d like to say it helps!

On average, how many times a day do you stroke or comb your beard?
I show my beard no attention and I feel horrible about it.

What do you think of people who say people use beards to hide behind? Are you hiding something… maybe a United Beacon frame or a Ford Mustang in there?

I hide nothing in my beard, if anything it exposes who I really am.

Do you use any shampoo or stuff like that on it?

I definitely use shampoo on it when it gets to “out of control status.”

Has your beard ever got you into — or out of — sticky situations?

My beard Never has got me into any situation. I hope nothing of the such does happen, ha ha!

And lastly, any tips or advice for people looking to grow a beard?

Just have faith in yourself and beard within!